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27 Yards Of Dental Floss

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Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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Well. I told her that I thought life's too short

And we really should go for a ride;

Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed

So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.
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The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -
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It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
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I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"
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27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.

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Fired by wine she was almost mine

'Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez

Had gone just a little too far,
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Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
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He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
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I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"
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27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.

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I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
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27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
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I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
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Will she ever shine a light on me?