Original song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFgSSbLJHw
The song is in 3/4.
[Intro]
C G C F G C
F G Am Em Dm C G
[Verses]
C G C
I've given up using my arms
F G C
They burn too much energy, I see no harm
F G Am Em
In using my head, I'll bite things instead
Dm C G
I'm sure it will work like a charm
C G C
I've given up using my eyes
F G C
It gives me a headache to look at bright skies
F G Am Em
I don't need to see, my nose will guide me
Dm C G
It seems like a good compromise
C G C
I've given up using my legs
F G C
It's hard work to walk, I'll take rides but won't beg
F G Am Em
If I'm on the ground, please drive me around
Dm C G
Or just prop me up on your pegs
C G C
I've given up using my neck
F G C
It should save me some effort, I guess what the heck
F G Am Em
By the time that I'm through, I'll have enough strength for two
Dm C G
If you'd like to help, I take checks
I've given up using my brain.?