[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You say either and I say eyether
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You say neither and I say nyther;
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Either, eyether, neither, nyther
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Let's call the whole thing off!
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You like potato and I like potahto
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You like tomato and I like tomahto;
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Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
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Let's call the whole thing off!
[Pre-Chorus]
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But oh! If we call the whole thing off
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Then we must part
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And oh! If we ever part
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Then that might break my, break my heart!
[Chorus]
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So, if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
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I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas
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For we know we need each other
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So we better call the calling off off (call it off)
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Let's call the whole thing off!
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You say laughter and I say lawfter
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You say after and I say awfter;
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Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
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Let's call the whole thing off!
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You like vanilla and I like vanella
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You, say s'parila and I say s'parela;
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Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry!
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Let's call the whole thing off!
[Pre-Chorus]
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But oh! If we call the whole thing off
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Then we must part
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And oh! If we ever part
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Then that might break my, break my heart!
[Chorus]
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So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
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I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
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For we know we need each other
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So we better call the calling off off!
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Let's call the whole thing off!
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Don't you know we should call this whole calling off off
Call it off!