Biography:
Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.
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Other songs:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
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Riki plays the chords like this:
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B|--1--|--0--|--0--|--1--|--1--|
G|--0--|--0--|--0--|--2--|--2--|
D|--2--|--0--|--2--|--2--|--3--|
A|--3--|--2--|--2--|--0--|-----|
E|-----|--3--|--0--|-----|-----|
C G Em Am F
and the (C-B-)Am part is played like this:
e|-----|-0---|
B|-----|-1---|
G|-----|-2---|
D|-----|-2---|
A|-3-2-|-0---|
E|-----|-----|
INTRO:
C/G/Em/Am
F/G/C/C
C G Em Am
Pregnant women are smug
F G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
C
because they're pregnant
C G Em Am
Effing son of a gun
F G
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
C
that you're pregnant
(C-B-)Am Em
I can't count all the ways how
(C-B-)Am G
You speak in clichés now
I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead,
Don't care if it's limbless,
If it has a penis"
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying
Bitch, I don't really care
I was being polite since you have no life now
That you're pregnant
You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing, but you've just been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant
You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant
e|--0--|-----|--0--|--0--|-----|
B|--1--|--0--|--0--|--1--|--1--|
G|--0--|--0--|--0--|--2--|--2--|
D|--2--|--0--|--2--|--2--|--3--|
A|--3--|--2--|--2--|--0--|-----|
E|-----|--3--|--0--|-----|-----|
C G Em Am F
and the (C-B-)Am part is played like this:
e|-----|-0---|
B|-----|-1---|
G|-----|-2---|
D|-----|-2---|
A|-3-2-|-0---|
E|-----|-----|
INTRO:
C/G/Em/Am
F/G/C/C
C G Em Am
Pregnant women are smug
F G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
C
because they're pregnant
C G Em Am
Effing son of a gun
F G
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
C
that you're pregnant
(C-B-)Am Em
I can't count all the ways how
(C-B-)Am G
You speak in clichés now
I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead,
Don't care if it's limbless,
If it has a penis"
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying
Bitch, I don't really care
I was being polite since you have no life now
That you're pregnant
You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing, but you've just been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant
You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant
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Gary Clark Jr.
Gary Glitter
Gary Jules
Gary Lewis
Gauchito Club
Gaurav Dagaonkar
Gavin Degraw
Gavin James
Gavin Mj