Frank Vincent Zappa (born December 21, 1940 in Baltimore, Maryland, United States – December 4, 1993 in Los Angeles, California, United States) was an American composer, guitarist, singer, bandleader and producer. He was one of the most prolific musicians of his time, releasing over fifty albums of original material spanning over a thirty-five year career.
Zappa's earliest influences were 1950s pop and rock (such as doo-wop and rhythm and blues), and 20th-century classical composers including Igor Stravinsky and Edgard Varèse.
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BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES by Frank Zappa
If you know the tune it should come easy!!!
Fast Rock! CG // DA
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE A CGDA SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE A CGDA CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY AD BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE Bm BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE BmEm ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO? EA WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
A CGDA MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY A CGDA MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY AD SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.
F#mE Etc... AND DAGMAR Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life WHAT HIS NAME 1,2,3,4 THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP And yet he was a beautiful lady NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE Lets talk about leather AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL The story of a demented bread boffer AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL 379 pounds of Samoan dynamite WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN Volcanic hell BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW next Thursday, teen town finest F#mE BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN E 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT'S RIGHT E 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE YES, YES E 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT'S RIGHT E 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
CG // DA
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE,
A CGDA YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A CGDA WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO ADD YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU F#mED BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL IT'S LOOKING AT YOU F#mED BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKING AT YOU F#mED BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU THAT'S WHY I SAY AD I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE CORN HOLE FIST FUCK 4x WRIST WATCH:CRISCO PUD! F#mD DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE [4X] AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED! A