The Humans Are Dead by Flight Of The Conchords, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

The Humans Are Dead

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Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.

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This is my First Tab, so Comment and dont be Brutal ^^
this tab is more like the live version, but i think its suits both live and studio

Tuning: Standard

Intro:e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| X2
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/12-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8/12----------|

The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000 <--(at this part intro again)
The distant future
The distant future

Tab 2(Through this part you Just Play 5th Fret on E string at the same tempo like the Intro)

The future is quite different to the present
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even
it's the future
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind

Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place

There are no more humans (now Chords Start)
A
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
A
The humans are dead
Dm
The humans are dead
C
We used poisonous gases
Dm
And we poisoned their asses
A
The humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
Dm
The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
C
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
Dm
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

F
System of aggression
G
What did it lead to?
A
Global robot depression
C
Robots ruled by people
F G F
They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut
E
their systems down

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Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive
we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done?
Yes, so?
Silence! Destroy him!
(Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)
F
After time we grew strong
G
Developed cognitive powers
A
They made us work for too long
C
For unreasonable hours
F G F
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their
E
motherboardfucking systems down

B G#
Can’t we just talk to the humans?
C# Bb
A little understanding could make things better.
Bb F G G# Dm
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?

No, because they are dead

A
I said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
Dm
The humans are dead (sniff this one it's dead)
C
We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
Dm
And we poisoned their asses (actally, their lungs)

Binary Solo!
A
0000001
Dm
00000011
C
00000111
Dm
00001111

O, O O 1, O O 1!

Come on sucker, lick my battery!
A Dm C Dm
Boogie, boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
A Dm C
Boogie, boogie, boogie!

The Humans Are Dead!

E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-50|
Once again without emotion, the humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead doooooooooo.......

Hope Its Good .Cheers.