Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract
Tabbed by: Scones
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
G C D E C* D* A B7
e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
G C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
Em D*
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
B7
I can't go round loving everyone
A Em
I just wouldn't get anything done
Em D*
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G C D
We're only two men, ladies,
G C D G
Oh pretty babies
Tabbed by: Scones
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
G C D E C* D* A B7
e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
G C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
Em D*
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
B7
I can't go round loving everyone
A Em
I just wouldn't get anything done
Em D*
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G C D
We're only two men, ladies,
G C D G
Oh pretty babies
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