I changed the chords to make it sound right in standard. First tab. Enjoy.
Standard: EADGBe
F C/G Dm Bb G Bdim Gm
e|-1-|--|-0-|--|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-|
B|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-3-|
G|-2-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-|
D|-3-|--|-2-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-5-|
A|-3-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-1-|--|-2-|--|-2-|--|-5-|
E|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-x-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-|
F C/G
here come your pride and joy
Dm Bb
the comic little drunk you call your boy
G Bb
making everybody smile
F C/G
partakes your pretty plan
Dm Bb
and then becomes a disappearing man
G Bb C/G
after a little while
Dm Bdim
i saw you with your makeup running down
Bb G Bb
now whats that all about
C Dm Bdim
you say you don't want anyone around
Bb Bdim Bb G
cos you're all cleaned out
F C/G
you toss the empty beer
Dm Bb
not really as composed as you appear
G Bb
an icicle inside
F C/G
wearing clothes that clash
Dm Bb
wondering is this treasure is this trash
G Bb C/G
still trying to decide
Dm Bdim
and about 5 o'clock here comes your clown
Bb G Bb
with the foot he's throwing down
C Dm Bdim
but all you say is you don't want anyone around
Bb Bdim Bb
come not right now
Gm F
there ain't nothin' to drink
Gm F G/C C C/E
you don't wanna think about it
F G/C
i'm sorry you seem so stung
Dm Bb
and i'm sorry you think you have to hold your tongue
G Bb
when you're so pretty and smart
F C/G
i'm seeing you caving in
Dm Bb
becoming afraid of all these men
G Bb C/G
that you've given your heart
Dm Bdim
i saw you with your makeup running down
Bb G Bb
now whats that all about
C Dm Bdim
you say you don't want anyone around
Bb Bdim Bb
cos you're all cleaned out
Bb Bdim Bb
all cleaned out
Bb Bdim Bb