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Whenever life get you down
Dm Fm
Keeps you wearing a frown
C D7 G7 C
And the gravy train has left you behind
C G7
And when your all out of hope
Dm Fm
Down at the end of your rope
F D7 G
And nobody's there to throw you a line
F
If you ever get so low
Fm
That you don't know which way to go
C G7 C
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
F
Never worry 'bout a thing
D7
Got the world on a string
G D7 G7
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
[CHORUS]
C A
I take a look at my enormous penis
D7 G C G7
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
C A
I take a look at my enormous penis
D7 G7
And the happy times are comin' to stay
F
I got a sing and I dance
Fm
When I glance in my pants
C A7
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
D7 G7 C B Bb A [NOTE: use bar chords for the C, B, and Bb]
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
D7 G C G7
And everything is goin' my way
[Repeat chorus chords + whistle solo]
C A
I take a look at my enormous penis
D7 G C G7
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
C A
I take a look at my enormous penis
D7 G7
And the happy times are comin' to stay
F
Yeah i got great big amounts
Fm
In the place where it counts
C A7
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
D7 G7 C B Bb A
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
D7 G C A
And ev'rything is goin' my way my trouser monster
D7 G C A
Ev'rything is goin' my way my meat is murder
D7 G C A
Ev'rything is goin' my way size doesn't matter
D7 G7 C Fm C
Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay
C7
Yummmmm