Bob Schneider (born October 12, 1965) is an American musician based in Austin, TX. He is the former lead-singer of Ugly Americans.
For nearly ten years, Schneider has performed a Monday night residency at the Saxon Pub, an intimate and legendary venue on South Lamar, Austin, Texas. Schneider and the members of Lonelyland, the band name that he uses to keep these shows “underground,” are seated on stage as they work through a “live rehearsal” of songs that Schneider calls up from his repertoire of over four hundred songs.
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TITLE: "Sideshow Tornado" ARTIST: Bob Schneider ALBUM: Underneath The Onion Tree ================================= Transcribed by Connor Roberts Email: [email protected] =================================
Standard Tuning, CAPO on 4 Time Signature: 3/4 --- CHORUDS USED: (Relative To Capo)
VERSE 1: CG I got shattered heart membrane AmFsus2 I got hair on end CG I'm a sea of strangers AmFsus2 I'm my only friend CG I got bottom of the barrel AmFsus2 Empty bottle in my hand CG I'm all ears baby AmFsus2 I'm an invisible man C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go? C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go?
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VERSE 2: CG I got a million dollar headache AmFsus2 I got a thermal smile CG I'm a sideshow tornado AmFsus2 I'll only stay for a while CG I got a hole in my heart AmFsus2 I gotta get out of town CG I'm a truckload of trouble AmFsus2 I'm not fucking around C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go? C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go? CGAmFsus2C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go, and leave me here... all alone?
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VERSE 3: CG I got a drink special hairdo AmFsus2 I got a grandfather stare CG I got a cop in my rearview AmFsus2 That I wish wasn't there CG I got too much damn free time AmFsus2 I've got nowhere to hide CG The whole world's on fire AmFsus2 But I'm frozen inside C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go? C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go? CGAmFsus2C, G, Am, Fsus2 Why'd you go, and leave me here... all alone?
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***NOTES: The "Fsus2" can also be a "Csus4", but I used the 'F' notation so that you wouldn't get confused with the other regular 'C' when playing. You can technically just play a "F" but if you want it to be perfect you have to play it as shown above in the "CHORDS USED" section.