English Sparrow
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I wish I was a little English sparrow English sparrow
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Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow English sparrow
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I would sit upon the steeple and PTTHH on all the people
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Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow English sparrow
I wish I was a little stripey skunk etc
I'd sit among the trees and perfume all the breeze etc
I wish I was a little can of Coke etc
I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp etc
I wish I was a little mosquito etc
I'd buzzy and I'd bitey under everybody's nightie etc
I wish I was a fishy in the sea etc
I'd swim about so cutey without my bathing suity etc
I wish I was a little cake of soap etc
I'd slippey and I'd slidey over everyone's backsidey etc
I wish I was a little running shower etc
All the sights that you would see if you were only me etc
I wish I was a little cake of soap etc
I'd slippey and I'd slidey over everyone's backsidey etc
Oh I wish I were a little bitty orange
Oh I'd go squirty squirty squirty over everybody's shirtey
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud
Oh I'd ooey and I'd gooey under everybody's shoey
Oh I wish I were a little foreign car
Oh I'd go beepy beepy beepy down everybody's streety
Oh I wish I was a tin of baked beans baked beans
I'd go down as a clump and come back as a lump
Oh I wish I was a tin of baked beans
Oh I wish I was a little green latrine green latrine
I'd smell out all the camp especially when I'm damp
Oh I wish I were a little candle flame
Oh I'd be so very bright and I'd go out every night
Oh I wish I were a little safety pin
And everything that's busted I would hold until I rusted
Oh I wish I were a little kangaroo
Oh I'd hippy and I'd hoppy inside my mommy's pockie
Oh I wish I were a spoon of Castor Oil
Oh I'd lubricate the chassis of all the lads and lassies
Oh I wish a were a little water bed
Oh I'd wobble and I'd wiggle and make the sleepers giggle
Oh I wish I were a little onion
I'd yelly and I'd smelly inside everybody's belly
Oh I wish I were a little green pea
I'd go skatey skatey skatey over everybody's platey
Oh I wish I were a little red Corvette
For I'd stay out late at night and a guy would hold me tight
Oh I wish I were a little slippery root
Cause I'd stick up in the trail and I'd flop you on your tail
Oh I wish I were a monkey in the zoo
Cause I'd sit up on a shelf and I'd scratch my little self
Oh I wish I were a little beddy bug
I'd go bitey bitey bitey under everybody's nightie
Oh I wish I were a little piece of glass
I'd go cutty cutty cutty and make everybody bloody