Bill Fay's first single "Some Good Advice" / "Screams in the Ears" (1967).
Also on the album "Bill Fay" (1970).
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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If you want to build a shed
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Go ahead and build a shed
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And if you want to ride a bike
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Ride your bike, if you like
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But don't pick your nose
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Or your ears'll grow, don't you know?
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[Verse 2]
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And if you want to grease a wheel
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If that's how you feel, grease a wheel
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And if you want to paint a gate
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It's not too late to paint your gate
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But wear a vest in case of chills
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And don't bolt your meals
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[Verse 3]
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If you want to build a shed
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Go ahead and build a shed
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And if you want to ride a bike
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Ride your bike, if you like
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But never listen to
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What anyone is telling you
[Outro]
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