Dm
The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Bb
Amy might be dead
C
And Rory's a roman with a gun inside his hand
G
Seems like things aren't going as planned
Dm
River's in the TARDIS
Dm
The TARDIS is on fire
Bb
She's feeling the heat on repeat
Bb
She'll require someone she can trust
C
Someone with a bowtie
G
But he's been locked up
G
And left to die
Dm Bb G Bb
Oh my god what will they do
Dm Bb G Bb
It seems impossible to get through
Dm Bb G Bb
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Dm Bb G Bb
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Dm
Rory's quite distressed
Dm
And he starts to sob
Bb C
When The Doctor appears with a mop
C
Get me out of the Pandorica
G
But you're not in the Pandorica
Dm
Yes I am well yes I was
Bb
It's complicated but I won't explain it now because
C
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
G
That man I can't explain
G
Why he does the things he does
Dm Bb G Bb
Oh my god I don't have a clue
Dm Bb G Bb
These paradoxes are hard to construe
Dm Bb G Bb
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Dm Bb G A
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Bb
It's the Big Bang Two
Bb A
And I need to review
A Dm
What on earth just happened
Before my eyes
Bb
Time has gone askew
Bb A
The universe has too
Bb
I'll try and explain to you
C
The Big Bang Two
Dm Bb G Bb (x2)
The Big Bang Two
Dm
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator
Bb
Which he'll use to meet Rory years later
C G
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box
Dm
They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Bb
Doctor saves River from the imitated star
C
This woman when she's back
C G
Can't help but point out the obvious
Dm Bb G Bb
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Dm Bb G Bb
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Dm Bb G Bb
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Dm Bb G
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Dm
A dalek pops up out of nowhere
Bb
Shoots The Doctor kills him
Bb
Quite unfair
C
He jumps back 1 minutes to the stairs
G
He's dead
G
And everyone despairs
Dm
Little do they know
Dm
The Doctor lies
Bb
He's gone stopping the universe's demise
C
Amy says her last goodbyes
G Dm Bb G Bb
Doctor flies up into the skies
Dm Bb G Bb
The universe is back it's true
Dm Bb G Bb
But The Doctor has said his final adieu
Dm Bb G
Maybe you'll come back if she
G A
Remembers you
Bb
It's the Big Bang Two
Bb A
And I need to review
A Dm
What on earth just happened
Dm
Before my eyes
Bb
Time has been renewed
A
The universe has too
Dm
But Amy still can't help but cry
Bb
There's someone missing
A
The question's Who
Then she remembers
Bb
Something old
A
Something new
Bb
Something borrowed
G
Something blue
Dm Bb G Bb
Dm Bb G Bb
And that's the Big Bang Two
Dm Bb G Dm
I hope it didn't confuse you