Biography:
Bart Baker has made parodies using many songs from artists such as One Direction, Will.i.am and Rebecca Black.
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Other songs:
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1]
G
This song was designed
G
to make you feel lovely
C
By pointing out the flaws
C
on your fat body
Em
And pretending that we love
D
then to make you feel pretty
C D G
But clearly you’re ugly
G
You know nobody loves
G
those gross wrinkles by your eyes
C
Your huge thighs
C
are hideous
C
and your stomach is super-sized
Em
You have to buy two seats on airlines
D
whenever you fly
C D G
But that’s why you’re special to me
[Bridge]
Am C
Your big double chin and stretch marks
Em D
make you stand out
Am
Yes it’s true
C
That’s you
Em
you are huge
D
And look like a dude
Am C
But that’s why we love you
G
Did we mention that you’re fat.
[Verse 2]
G
I know everything
G
about my pal Harry.
C
Like how he has a mole
C
on the shaft on his mate
Em
And those daily masturbations
D
that we do so secretly
C D G
Are what make my life complete.
G
Back to the things we like
G C
about that fat ape.
C
Both of your nipples
C
look like pan cakes
Em
Your bush hair is huge
D
like Don King’s dew
C D G
But you’re perfect to me
[Bridge]
Am C
What we’re basically saying.
Em D
Is your hideous.
Am
You have zits
C
Hairy tits
Em
And your lips
D
smell like bad fish
Am C
But we love that gross shit.
Am C
Oops I let your little thing slip
Em D
out of my mouth!
Am
I’m sorry!
C
No, don’t be.
Em
It’s tiny
D
Hey same with me!
Am
And me.
And me
And me.
C G
We all have little things.
G
This song was designed
G
to make you feel lovely
C
By pointing out the flaws
C
on your fat body
Em
And pretending that we love
D
then to make you feel pretty
C D G
But clearly you’re ugly
G
You know nobody loves
G
those gross wrinkles by your eyes
C
Your huge thighs
C
are hideous
C
and your stomach is super-sized
Em
You have to buy two seats on airlines
D
whenever you fly
C D G
But that’s why you’re special to me
[Bridge]
Am C
Your big double chin and stretch marks
Em D
make you stand out
Am
Yes it’s true
C
That’s you
Em
you are huge
D
And look like a dude
Am C
But that’s why we love you
G
Did we mention that you’re fat.
[Verse 2]
G
I know everything
G
about my pal Harry.
C
Like how he has a mole
C
on the shaft on his mate
Em
And those daily masturbations
D
that we do so secretly
C D G
Are what make my life complete.
G
Back to the things we like
G C
about that fat ape.
C
Both of your nipples
C
look like pan cakes
Em
Your bush hair is huge
D
like Don King’s dew
C D G
But you’re perfect to me
[Bridge]
Am C
What we’re basically saying.
Em D
Is your hideous.
Am
You have zits
C
Hairy tits
Em
And your lips
D
smell like bad fish
Am C
But we love that gross shit.
Am C
Oops I let your little thing slip
Em D
out of my mouth!
Am
I’m sorry!
C
No, don’t be.
Em
It’s tiny
D
Hey same with me!
Am
And me.
And me
And me.
C G
We all have little things.
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