Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
G: 320033 C(add9): 032033 Am: X02210 C: X32010 D: XX0232 * same chord progression throughout song*
tempo: slow and sad?
VERSE 1
Intro: GC(add9)AmCD
GC(add9)AmCD Instrument, of evil, here to depress the planet You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty. But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.
Chorus:
Cellulite, get off my thighs, You?re gross and you scare away the guys. Flabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look At how much I weigh.
VERSE 2
Size 3, you belong on the rack, ?cause all you do, is ride up my crack. Size 7, I wear you proudly, Size 9, I?ll yell it loudly.
Chorus.
VERSE 3
I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising. If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising. It?s kind of depressing, the way things are going, I just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.
Chorus.
Hey, if you have any questions or comments, or anything, Write me and we?ll chat. Oh, if you are wondering, I do Parties.