Biography:
Amy Schumer is one of the fastest rising comics on the scene. The former Last Comic Standing finalist has just released Cutting, a Comedy Central Records. It follows her spring 2010 Comedy Central Presents stand up special.
On the small screen, she has nabbed a recurring role in the upcoming season of Adult Swim's mocumentary series "Delocated" as well as a spot on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm." She is also playing opposite Parker Posey in indie flick Price Check.
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A very catchy song, in the style of One Direction. You should have no trouble getting the rhythm by playing
along with the song, it’s a fairly standard four chord progression throughout the tune. Enjoy!
E 779997
B 799877
A 577655
C#m 446654
[Intro]
E B C#m A
[Verse]
E B
Girl, it ain't no lie Just look deep into my eyes
C#m A
You're perfect and I think you should know
(Should know)
E B
That you don't need no lipstick You don't need no blush
C#m A
Cuz you've got that inner natural glow
C#m A
Magazines say that you're whack (Girl, don't believe them)
E A B
Just leave that tabloid trash on the rack (Girl, don't you read them)
C#m E A B
You're beautiful and who cares what they think Now, wash that lovely face off in the sink
B
In the sink, girl
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up
C#m A
Just walk around like that all day
E B
Wipe that goop off of your face I'll take you to a special place
C#m A
It's something that I've got to say
E
Wipe it off
B
Wipe it off
C#m
Wipe it off
A
Wipe it off
[Verse]
E B
Ho-ho-hold up, girl We spoke too soon
C#m A
With this whole no makeup tune We kinda changed our minds on the makeup thing
E B
You'll be the hottest girl in the nation With just a touch of foundation
C#m A
Girl, I can't be seen with the ghost from The Ring
C#m A
I didn't know that your lashes were so stubby and pale
E A B
Just a little mascara and you'll look female
C#m E A
Please listen, girl, what we're trying to say Just get up an hour earlier
B
And you can make yourself much girlier
B
Girlier, much girlier
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up
C#m A
Just don't go outside like that, OK?
E B
Just a little makeup Some natural-looking makeup
C#m A
What more do I have to say?
E
Just put it on
B
Put it on
C#m
Just put it on
A
Put it on
E
Sing na na na, na na na
B
Na na na na na na
C#m
Na na na, na na na
A
That's not enough, girl
E
Na na na, na na na
B
Na na na na na na
C#m
Na na na, na na na
A
Na, na
[Acapella]
N.C.
Girl, I gotta get real with you
I've had a lot of regrets in my life
I regret missing my father's funeral
To audition for The Voice
I regret being high when my niece was born
But most of all
I regret telling you not to wear makeup
That's on me
But what's on you is hopefully more makeup
See, it's like I tore up a shag carpet
Assuming there were hardwood floors underneath
But it turned out to be just dirty linoleum
These are just metaphors, girl
But they are about your face
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you do need makeup Lots and lots of makeup
C#m A
Think of a clown and then work your way back
E B
You are great except your face, girl So don't take off your makeup
C#m A
Wear it when you sleep and swim
N.C.
We met someone else, we're out
along with the song, it’s a fairly standard four chord progression throughout the tune. Enjoy!
E 779997
B 799877
A 577655
C#m 446654
[Intro]
E B C#m A
[Verse]
E B
Girl, it ain't no lie Just look deep into my eyes
C#m A
You're perfect and I think you should know
(Should know)
E B
That you don't need no lipstick You don't need no blush
C#m A
Cuz you've got that inner natural glow
C#m A
Magazines say that you're whack (Girl, don't believe them)
E A B
Just leave that tabloid trash on the rack (Girl, don't you read them)
C#m E A B
You're beautiful and who cares what they think Now, wash that lovely face off in the sink
B
In the sink, girl
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up
C#m A
Just walk around like that all day
E B
Wipe that goop off of your face I'll take you to a special place
C#m A
It's something that I've got to say
E
Wipe it off
B
Wipe it off
C#m
Wipe it off
A
Wipe it off
[Verse]
E B
Ho-ho-hold up, girl We spoke too soon
C#m A
With this whole no makeup tune We kinda changed our minds on the makeup thing
E B
You'll be the hottest girl in the nation With just a touch of foundation
C#m A
Girl, I can't be seen with the ghost from The Ring
C#m A
I didn't know that your lashes were so stubby and pale
E A B
Just a little mascara and you'll look female
C#m E A
Please listen, girl, what we're trying to say Just get up an hour earlier
B
And you can make yourself much girlier
B
Girlier, much girlier
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up
C#m A
Just don't go outside like that, OK?
E B
Just a little makeup Some natural-looking makeup
C#m A
What more do I have to say?
E
Just put it on
B
Put it on
C#m
Just put it on
A
Put it on
E
Sing na na na, na na na
B
Na na na na na na
C#m
Na na na, na na na
A
That's not enough, girl
E
Na na na, na na na
B
Na na na na na na
C#m
Na na na, na na na
A
Na, na
[Acapella]
N.C.
Girl, I gotta get real with you
I've had a lot of regrets in my life
I regret missing my father's funeral
To audition for The Voice
I regret being high when my niece was born
But most of all
I regret telling you not to wear makeup
That's on me
But what's on you is hopefully more makeup
See, it's like I tore up a shag carpet
Assuming there were hardwood floors underneath
But it turned out to be just dirty linoleum
These are just metaphors, girl
But they are about your face
[Chorus]
E B
Girl, you do need makeup Lots and lots of makeup
C#m A
Think of a clown and then work your way back
E B
You are great except your face, girl So don't take off your makeup
C#m A
Wear it when you sleep and swim
N.C.
We met someone else, we're out
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