Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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Just relax
if you wanna know me here's two facts
DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
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Oedipus was the first motherfucker
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n.c One more time DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
GA Yeah Break it down now
n.c Bitches and hoes Bo's hoes oh
bitches and hoes bitches hoes D Bitches and hoes don't exist because F# the hoes know Bo's a feminist Bm Bitches and hoes don't exist because GA the hoes know Bo's a feminist D So take off your bras and burn 'em F# or you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em GA or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em D Take off your bras and burn 'em F# you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em burn 'em GA you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em