[Verse]
G C G
I hollered Hey! honey I'm home,Like I do every day at four.
F G C
but the tv aint on,and the car is gone, she must be at the store.
C Bb G
Then I spied this piece of paper,looked like a list of things to do.
F D A7 C
But when i got down to number six I realized we were through.
[Chorus]
F
One The plumber couldn,t make it today
Bb
Two I decided that I'm goin' away.
F D
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set.
G C
Do you see what i'm trying to say?
F
Four don't forget to take out the trash.
Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.
F D
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote,
G C
Now Ain't that a hell of a note. (same pattern)
[Verse]
I just stood there and scratched my head,looked for teardrops on the floor.
But not even a tear after all these years,I expected a little bit more.
I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice cold beer, and pitchen out on the couch.
But she went by the numbers and i got counted out.
[Chorus]
F
One The plumber couldn,t make it today
Bb
Two I decided that I'm goin' away.
F D
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set.
G C
Do you see what i'm trying to say?
F
Four don't forget to take out the trash.
Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.
F D
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote,
G C
Now Ain't that a hell of a note.