Slap In The Face
By: Curbwax
INTRO G-D-Em-D-G (x2) then play throughout song non-stop
Woke up in the morning, there was nothing to do,
So I went to the stairs and put on my shoes,
Got on my bike and went down the street,
Made a sharp turn and fell to my knees,
Then I got back up on my feet,
I turned around and guess who I see,
(bridge)
My ex-girlfriend, she was standing next to me (x2)
She told me she had something to say and she said it right to my face,
She said I was nothing but a big fuckn’ discrace.
(chorus)
How I felt you could only guess,
Felt good enough to get stuff off my chest (x2)
(intro)
Then the next morning I was all alone,
I heard a ring so I picked up the phone
I listened really closely kind of in fear
But you wont believe what I hear
(bridge)
My ex-girlfriend, she was talking to me (x2)
She told me she had something to say and she yelled it over the phone,
She said I was a really big jackass and I’ll always be alone
(chorus)
(intro)