Bb Gm C7/G
Laura calls me in the middle of the night
C7 Ebm7
Passes on her painful information
Bb Bb/A Gm C7/G
Then these careless fingers they get caught in her vice
C7 F#7
Til they're bleeding on my coffee table
Chorus:
B7 F7 Gm
Living alone isn't all that it's cracked up to be
F#7
Oh whoa whoa
B7 F7 Gm
I'm on her side why does she push the poison on me
F#7 B* Bb
Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa
(*First chorus only)
Verse:
Laura has a very hard time
All her life has been one long disaster
Then she tells me she suddenly believes she's seen a very good sign
She'll be taking some aggressive action
Chorus:
I fight her wars while she's slamming her doors in my face
Oh whoa whoa
Failure to break was the only mistake that she made
Oh whoa whoa
Bridge:
Db Eb7
Here I am feeling like a fucking fool
Ebdim/A Ab Db
Do I react the way exactly she intends me to
Db Db /F Eb7
Every time I think I'm off the hook she makes me lose my cool
Ebdim/A Ab
I'm her machine and she can punch all the keys
Ebdim/A F
And she can push any button I was programmed through
Verse:
Laura calls me when she needs a good fix
All her questions will get sympathetic
Answers I should be so immunized to all of her tricks
She's surviving on her second chances