A
I remember when it all went wrong
F#m
Guzzling eggnog all night long
D
We went outside The snow was thick
E
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick
A
Erecting a friend but there's something left
F#m
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
D
To make him whole We raided the salad bowl
E
To give him a classic nose
A
I slipped and fell when I put it on
F#m
Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
D
I went for his face but i hit below the waist
E
And now he's got a root vegetable dong
A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
And it gives you quite a shock Oh it's unexpected
D A
When you see it in the flesh so orange and so fresh
E
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground
A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
It's the biggest on the block oh what a massive one
D A
The neighbours were upset my dad saw it as a threat
E
it stood so mighty and so proud
A
Some kind of magic happened then Uh Oh
F#m
He came alive and he was real my friend
D
An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
E
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise
A
Scarf around his neck his arms are made of bark
F#m
Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark
D
He has a filthy addiction Veg on veg friction
E
Behind the bushes down in the park
B
He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits
E
He'll make you moan he's organically grown
A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a Cock
E
You know it's hard as rock Oh what a crunchy cock
D A
He's got coal on his head No meat but one veg
E
He's packing so much more than just snow Ho ho ho
A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
But his life's against the clock Oh such a crying shame
D A
Cause as the sun rose they'd gritted the road
E
All was left was his bright amber chode
D D/C# A F#m
You'll remember this December when you dream of his member
E
Now all that's left is his salty sludge
D D/C# A F#m
Next time it snows you all will know
Bm E
He's coming on you from above
Bm E
He's just snowing you all of his love
A
He has a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
He's a friend you just can't knock Oh we want him back
D A
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
E
Scoop up snow and he's ready to go
A
They all have carrots for a cock Carrots for a cock
E
A movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)
D A
To make a new best friend just follow this trend
E
Give him a vegetable bell end
Carrot For a Cock
Yeah!