G
Tonight I'm an alley cat yeah
C
More afraid of you than you are of me
G C
but if you leave some food out on the porch
Am
I might stay until theres nothing left to eat
C
I'd be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school
G C
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville
Break
G C
GC
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
G
has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
C
I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
Am
But hell you kissed like a rocket
C
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
G C
if I wasnt a year old virgin that
doesn't have a bedroom
G C G
Hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey