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- Another One Rides The Bus
- Callin' In Sick
- Canadian Idiot
- Do I Creep You Out?
- Don't Download This Song
- Eat It
- Ebay
- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Hamilton Polka
- Jerry Springer
- Pancreas
- Polkamon
- Since You've Been Gone
- Skipper Dan
- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Saga Begins
- Virus Alert
- White And Nerdy
- Why Does This Always Happen To Me
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You're Pitiful
- Yoda
- A Complicated Song
- Amish Paradise
- Another Tatoo
- Avocado
- Captain Underpants Theme Song
- Christmas At Ground Zero
- Close But No Cigar
- Cnr
- Dare To Be Stupid
- Don't Download This Song
- Dont Wear Those Shoes
- Foil
- Frank's 2000 Inch Tv
- Generic Blues
- Genius In France
- Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gump
- Hardware Store
- Headline News
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Think Im A Clone Now
- If That Isnt Love
- Jackson Park Express
- Jurassic Park
- Like A Surgeon
- Living With A Hernia
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
- My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- Nature Trail To Hell
- Party In The Cia
- Phony Calls
- Polka Face
- Saga Begins
- Spam
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Hamilton Polka
- This Is The Life
- Tmz
- Traffic Jam
- Trigger Happy
- Word Crimes
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Make Me
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Chorus]
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It's been one week since we got to see
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Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
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Five days since they had the show
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With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho
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Three days since we heard the tale
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About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
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Yesterday it occurred to me
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That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
[Verse 1]
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Holy cow d'you see it last week
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Well they had this one freak
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Who sucker-punched his whole family
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Do you recall when the brawl
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Became a total free-for-all
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And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
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Hey see the stripper with the implants
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She likes to lap dance
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And date the boyfriend of her mother
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Now here come's Jerry's next guest
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And it's a slugfest
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Cause it's her trailer trash brother
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Nymphomaniac is back on crack
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It's like When Animals Attack
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They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
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Hit 'em in the nose tear off their clothes
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Step on their toes that's how it goes
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They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
[Bridge 1]
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They're always swearin' cursin' kickin' butt and pointin' blame
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On the air They don't care they've got no shame
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There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
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When he found out that his wife had a sex change
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They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
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They have a history of ripping off their shirts
[Chorus]
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
[Interlude]
G, Cadd9 (x7)
Guy Baby I've been sleepin' with your sister
Gal Oh Well which one
Guy All of them
Gal Oh Well I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake
Guy Yah Well well me too
Gal Oh
Guy And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie
(barking)
Gal Woofie you b-tch
Gal Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat
(baaahhing)
Guy That goat doesn't love to you
[Verse 2]
Once you start watchin' there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
[Bridge 2]
Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair throwin' chairs at their hubbies
Jerry Jerry Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
[Chorus]
It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
Three days wince he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger
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