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Gather weary travelers
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I have a tale to tell
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It might just save your lives but only if you listen well
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Cause there before the breakers
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And just around the way
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There's a sign that says Beware
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The Beast of Pirate's Bay
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Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea
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He ate so many sailors now he's bigger than a tree
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His teeth are sharp as scissors
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His claws they are like knives
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And if you think he's ugly wait 'till you see his insides
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Oh don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
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Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
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He'll eat you up he'll spit you out You'd better stay away
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Heed the sign that says Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay
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Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell
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To eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells
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Some they don't believe it as for me I've got a hunch
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Cause they used to have some pirates here
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But he ate them all for lunch
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Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
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Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
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He'll eat you up he'll spit you out You'd better stay away
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Heed the sign that says Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay
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Captain Hook you've heard of him he came to Pirate's Bay
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Seems his little nemesis had nearly got away
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He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan
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There was a crunch and a scream
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And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands
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Oh don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
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Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
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He'll eat you up he'll spit you out You'd better stay away
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Heed the sign that says Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay
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Blackbeard the Pirate you know for what he's feared
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It's mostly for the dark imposing color of his beard
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He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because
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His beard turned white
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and all agree
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He looks like Santa Claus
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Oh don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
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Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
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He'll eat you up he'll spit you out You'd better stay away
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Heed the sign that says Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay
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Well now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me
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And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be
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So come a little closer if you really want to know
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This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago
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Well I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
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And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed
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With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side
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This mighty whale was in such pain we both began to cry
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I pushed and I shoved but he wouldn't give way
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Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay
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All I could do to help him was to keep people away
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So I wrote a sign that said Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay
And what did it say
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Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
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Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
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He'll eat you up he'll spit you out You'd better stay away
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Heed the sign that says Beware
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Hell I should know I put it there
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Heed the sign that says Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay