F# F A#m
I've been having a little problem recently
D#m F A#m
Which is quite disturbing musicalicly
F# F A#m
Involving a semi-tonal discrepancy
D#m F
Vocally and Instrumentally
F# F A#m
You see musicians of different varieties
D#m F A#m
Prefer playing in particular keys
F# F A#m
And singers too treat preferentially
D#m F
Those notes they tackle more proficiently
F# F A#m
Now you don't have to be a member of MENSA
D#m F
To understand the depth of my dilemma
F# F A#m
The two elements of me favour two different keys
D#m F A#m
Thus the rift betwixt my fingers and my Tenor
F# C#
I like nothing more than playing instruments in F
D#m F
It warms the very cockles of my heart
F# C#
The trouble is that F can leave me vocally bereft you see
D#m F7
I like playing in F Major but I like singing in
A#m
FSharp FSharp FSharp
F# C#
I refuse to be beholden to my hands
D#m F
I don't see why my Larynx should give in to their demands
F# C#
I'll not be forced to compromise my art
D#m F7
And so I'll keep playing in F Major and singing in
A#m
F Sharp F Sharp F Sharp F Sharp Fsharp
D#m G#7 C#
I'll keep playing in F Major but I'll keep singing in F Sharp