B D F# G
JB Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G D A
we challenge you to a rock off
G D A
Both Give us one chance to rock your socks off
(1:24)
E
JB If we win
E Am E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E Am F C G A
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN
G (strum on...
JB Then you can take Kage back to hell
KG What
JB Trust me kage it's the only way
KG What the fuck are you talkin about
...) C
JB To be your little bitch
(3:03)
Tenacious D
JB NOOOO c'mon Kage bring the thunder
Gm Bb
KG There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
JB Listen to me
D Gm
KG He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
JB God dammit Kage
Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave
Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
KG Noo
D Gm
JB Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
KG Dude
Gm
we've been through so much shit
Eb
JB De-activated lasers with my dick
Bb D
BOTH Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
JB c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
KG I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
JB Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb Bb F
KG We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
BOTH Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb Bb F
KG He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
KG OOOOOOh It's time for the black out
Gm D
JB Hey educationer Beelzeboss
Bb D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
Gm D
we rock the cassbaw and blow your mind
Bb D
we will defeat you for all mankind
Gm D
you hold the scepter we hold the key
Bb F
you are the devil we are the D
Gm D
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D We are the D
Gm D
We are the D We are the D
Bb F
We are the D We are the D
Gm D
We are the D We are the D
Bb F
We are the D We are the D
Gm D
We are the D We are the D
Bb F End on G
We are the D We are the D