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No One Remembers Achmed

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StarKid Productions también conocido como Team StarKid, es un grupo creado por estudiantes de producción de teatro formado en Ann Arbor, Michigan, fundada en 2009 por estudiantes de teatro en la Universidad de Michigan. El grupo de vídeos de sus producciones (con exclusión de Little White Lie) combinados han ganado más de 80 millones de visitas en YouTube y el grupo del canal de YouTube tiene más de 153.000 de suscriptores. Como la mayoría de los miembros se han graduado

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Soldiers Alternating
F
In your homeland you're a legend
C
All the people know your name
Bb F
On the battlefield and off you are superior

Achmed:
Spoken I know
Gm
In the kingdom though I'm finding
C
that my only claim to fame
Bb C
is an incident involving my posterior

Soldiers:
F C
Posterior

Achmed:
Spoken Please

F
I've won scores of bloody wars
A
And mopped the floors with my foes
Bb F
But no one remembers Achmed
Bb
I've eviscerated peasants
Gm
From their heads down to their toes
G C
But no one remembers Achmed

Dm
Say my name in these parts
Gm
And you'll get a vacant stare
G
Until you mention tigers
C
Or spotted underwear

Soldiers:
F C
Spotted underwear

Achmed:
C F
So to restore my repute
A
As a fierce fearsome brute
Eb D7
There's only one route I see
Gm C7
Arrange the slaughter of millions
F Gm / G
Of innocent civilians
C F
Then they'll remember me

(Dialogue)

Soldiers Alternating Achmed
F
Caked in mud or drenched in blood
A
You smell as fresh as a flower
Spoken I guess
Bb F
But no one remembers Achmed
Bb
You can pleasure sixty concubines
Gm
In only an hour
Spoken Less
Bb F C
But no one remembers Achmed

Achmed:
Dm
Back home I was a hero
Gm
Ladies trembled when I spoke
G
But here the women treat me
C
Like a throwaway joke

Soldiers:
C
Throw him away

Achmed:
F
I'm a god on Earth but darn it
A
Even deities incarnate
Eb D
Now and then can feel a little insecure

Soldiers:
Insecure

Achmed:
Gm Em7
All I want is some affection
A7
This rejection's almost
D G
Too much to endure

Soldiers:
To endure
Look at all he must endure

(Dialogue)

Soldiers:
F
You ooze sex when you flex
A
Those impeccable pecs

Achemd:
Dm D
But the princess rejects me still
Gm
She may not love me yet
Bb
But I'm willing to bet
G C
That once I kill all her people she will

Soldiers:
Yes she will
Yes she absolutely will

Achmed:
Dm
Let them laugh that's just fine
F
But the last laugh will be mine

All:
Bb E7
Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead
Gm C
I'll make them all regret
F Bb
The day they chose to forget

Achmed:
D7
Spoken What's that name everyone

Soldiers:
Tiger-fucker!

Achmed:
Spoken No

F D
Like I said what's that name

Soldiers:
Gm C
You're the cock of the walk
Am D
With abs as hard as a rock
Gm C F
Nevermore will they mock you Achmed

Soldier:
D G C
He fucked a tiger

Achmed:
Spoken I did not fuck a tiger

Soldiers:
F A Dm C
They'll remember Achmed
F A Dm C
They'll remember Achmed
F A D F
They'll remember Achmed

Achmed:
They'll remember me

Soldiers:
F
Tiger fucker
Tiger fucker
Achmed is a tiger fucker
C F
They'll remember Achmed
G F
The tiger fucking man