Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Song: Whittlin' man
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine
Tabbed by Kenny Maus: [email protected]
Chords:
Am E C G F D* A#* B#*
e|--0---0---0---3---1---x----x----x---
B|--1---0---1---3---1---x----x----x---
G|--2---1---0---0---2---7----x----x---
D|--2---2---2---0---3---7----8----10--
A|--0---2---3---2---3---5----8----10--
E|--x---0---x---3---1--------6----8---
hummed fill riff:
A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0 *or* e|-5-7-8-7-5-7-5
Intro:
(same as prechorus)
Am E C G
Am F E Am F E
In the woods of northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone
Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began
Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle all day, and he whittle all night
C G
he whittle whittle whittle everything in sight
Am E
He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe
C G
If you come to close gonna whittle you, too
D* A#* D*
Keep a safe distance if you can
A#* B#* Am E C G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
Am F E Am F E
Had a stump to sit on, had some wood and his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife
Such a beautiful wife
Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark
C G
And if noone was around well he'd whittle in the nark
Am E
He whittle something new and he whittle something old
C G
He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly
D* A#* D*
Keep a safe distance if you can
A#* B#* Am E C G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
Am F E Am F E
Some say whittlin' man's a genious, still others say he's just dumb
Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb
Boy is he dumb
That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin
Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black
C G
He whittle on a duck till a duck can't quack
He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy
He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy
He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O
Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore
Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more
Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws
Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause
Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can
Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan
end on Am
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine
Tabbed by Kenny Maus: [email protected]
Chords:
Am E C G F D* A#* B#*
e|--0---0---0---3---1---x----x----x---
B|--1---0---1---3---1---x----x----x---
G|--2---1---0---0---2---7----x----x---
D|--2---2---2---0---3---7----8----10--
A|--0---2---3---2---3---5----8----10--
E|--x---0---x---3---1--------6----8---
hummed fill riff:
A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0 *or* e|-5-7-8-7-5-7-5
Intro:
(same as prechorus)
Am E C G
Am F E Am F E
In the woods of northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone
Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began
Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle all day, and he whittle all night
C G
he whittle whittle whittle everything in sight
Am E
He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe
C G
If you come to close gonna whittle you, too
D* A#* D*
Keep a safe distance if you can
A#* B#* Am E C G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
Am F E Am F E
Had a stump to sit on, had some wood and his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife
Such a beautiful wife
Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark
C G
And if noone was around well he'd whittle in the nark
Am E
He whittle something new and he whittle something old
C G
He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly
D* A#* D*
Keep a safe distance if you can
A#* B#* Am E C G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
Am F E Am F E
Some say whittlin' man's a genious, still others say he's just dumb
Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb
Boy is he dumb
That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin
Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again
yeaaaah
Am E
He whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black
C G
He whittle on a duck till a duck can't quack
He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy
He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy
He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O
Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore
Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more
Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws
Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause
Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can
Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan
end on Am
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