Biography:
Starbomb is a synthpop supergroup from the United States consisting of Leigh Daniel "Danny Sexbang" Avidan, Brian Wecht and Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson. Daniel and Brian are also known from Ninja Sex Party and Daniel and Arin are known for their gameplay channel Game Grumps on Youtube. Starbomb brings together the sexually provocative music stylings of Ninja Sex Party and the video game-themes from Game Grumps. Starbomb's self-titled album was released through Micro Inc. on December 17, 2013.
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Dm C
Hello Mega Man und Mrs Mega Man
Bb
Welcome to couples' therapy I am Dr Wily
A
Doctor Willy You're a therapist now
Dm
But you're evil and bent on world domination
Dm
Not anymore those days are behind me
Dm A
Don't question it Shut up Just tell me the problem over this hot beat
Okay
Dm
Well you see Doc I got a pretty nice life
Dm
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
Dm
But I got a little problem with my android bride
A
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied
Dm
We've been f king for decades sex has gotten routine
Dm
We gotta spice that shit up I'm not a total machine
Dm Bb
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
A
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
Dm C Am G
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
Dm C G
Is you don't listen to your wife she is being clear
Dm C
But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
Am G
Quiet the doctor is talking there must be order
Dm Gm A
Sorry I'm I'm not evil anymore
Dm C Am G
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
Dm C G
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Dm C Am G
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Dm Gm
Or get burned by fireballs
A
She's a freaky man's dream
Dm
Is that what you want hon a Robot Master
C
Get out and do it you stupid bastard
Bb
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
A
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered
Dm
Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
Dm
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
Dm
First I'll take out Fire Man not much of a test
A
Oh your weakness is ice I would've never fuckin' guessed
Dm
Now Ice Man is here this shouldn't take up too much time
Dm
Oh is your weakness fire You just blew my fuckin' mind
Dm Bb
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
A
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches
Dm C Am G
Wait you douchebag I'm gonna end your life
Dm C G
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
Dm C Am G
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
Dm Gm A
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast Oh
Dm C Am G
Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
Dm C
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
G
And deliver your wife the cock
Dm C Am G
My shiny armor is red the color of victory
Dm Gm A
While your fruity suit is blue like your balls will soon be
Dm
Wait what are you doing
Bb A
Mega dick activate
Dm
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
C
And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
Bb
And then he banged his wife until she screamed Yes more
A
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore
Dm
Sorry that was misogynistic
She is a whore though
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