D Bm
Almost seven time to leave work
A G D
Hate my dumb boss I think his name is Edward
Bm
My room is stinky smells of cheese and weed
A G D
I kiss my body pillow and its time to yank my peen
D A
Crunchy roll take me home
Bm G
To my waifus and my imoutos
D
She got pies and thighs and tits with eyes
A
She only cost me 9
G D
OHhh im home Crunchy roll
Bm A D
I see her in my dreams shes 'bout as real as D can be
G D A
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mothers love
Bm C
And coming to I wipe my drool
G D
And shake myself and my morning woo
A A7
aaAAYE ahah AAADAAAAHHH
D A
Crunchy roll take me home
Bm
To my wai
(pause)
FAH-KING
Bm G
Waifus and my imoutos
D
She got pies and thighs but that aint
(pause)
AH- FAK
D
She got pies and thighs but that aint all
A
She got a heart so big anyone would fall
G (slow to a stop)
owoh- wat
Gm D
CrUnCHY rOLLL
oki im done QwQ