Verse Chorus
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E5 022xxx A 57765x
A5 577xxx F#m 24422x
F#5 244xxx C# 46654x
[Intro]
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
[Verse 1]
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Hark now hear a man is calling
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Looking for a story line
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Go along just for the effort
E5 A5 F#5 A5
I went along just for a good time
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It doesn't look like it would kill you
E5 A5 F#5 A5
But it doesn't really thrill you
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It looked candid
E5 A5 F#5 A5
But he planned it
[Verse 2]
E5 A5 F#5 A5
I'm the shortest line to the upper crust
E5 A5 F#5 A5
I'm the only lying one to trust
E5 A5 F#5 A5
What's the message for the wreckers
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Please?
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It doesn't seem like it will make you
E5 A5 F#5 A5
That much closer to a breakthrough
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It is splendid
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It’s opportunity misrepresented
[Chorus 1]
A A A F#m
And you with the flashlight
A A A F#m
Under your chin
A A A F#m C# A
You may wear the pants but I
N.C.
The grin
[Verse 3]
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Hark now hear a man is calling
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Looking for a story line
E5 A5 F#5 A5
I went along just for the effort
E5 A5 F#5 A5
I went along just for a good time
E5 A5 F#5 A5
It didn't look like he would bend it
E5 A5 F#5 A5
When I decided to lend it
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Out, was it candid?
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Did he-- plan it?
[Chorus 2]
A A A F#m
And you with the flashlight
A A A F#m
Under your chin
A A A F#m C# A
You may wear the pants but I
N.C.
The grin
[Outro]
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5 A5 F#5 A5
E5 A5 F#5 A5
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5 A5 F#5 A5