Betazoid Mind Fuck
Warp 11
Intro riff:
A C D A G
e:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-1712-12-12-1210-----|
B:--x--x--x--x—x-/-x--x--x--x—x-/-x--x--x--x—x--x--x--x--x--x----|
G:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-1914-14-14-1412-----| X4*
D:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-1914-14-14-1412-----|
A:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-1712-12-12-1210-----|
E:--x--x--x--x—x/--x--x--x--x--x-/-x--x--x--x—x--x--x-x--x--x----|
*at the end of the fourth intro riff instead of sliding up to A,
slide two frets down to the highest E chord (x-19-21-21-x-19).
After strumming the high E slide up to the first E bar chord (0-7-9-9-9-7).
Strum down once then slide up to D, C, B, then slide down to end the intro on A (5-7-7-6-5-5).
Verse 1: (Palm mute bar chords and slide)
A C
She’s in my bed and in my head
D A G
Knows what I’m thinking before it’s said
A C
I’m in a bind, she’s in my mind
D A G
I tried drinking just to stay ahead
A C D
What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind?
A C D E
She knows when I’m looking at another girl’s behind
(repeat chord structure of first stanza)
She knows that I hate her cat
And that I think that dress makes her look fat
Got her a gift, looked in her eyes
She got upset cause I ruined the surprise
Why does she torture me with all this romance?
When I know that she knows I just want in her pants
E-D-C-B-A
Chorus: (The guitar isn’t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast
from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure
of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.)
A C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D A G
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
A C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D E
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle
Verse 2: (same as verse1)
What can I say? I can’t protest
I’m always thinking about her chest
And then I dropped a mental bomb
Because I thought about sex with her mom
I know that we must be getting closer to the end
Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge: (Palm mute and slide up/down)
E D C B
She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head
Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed
Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine
Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines
(Repeat Chorus) x2
E-D-C-B-A
(End)