Canadian comedian that has also had a sparkling musical career, including The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) which was number 1 on MTV's requests for one week, before being "retired" in order to save face for MTV. The following week's episode of Total Request Live had been pre-taped due to host Carson Daly being on vacation; since it was taped prior to The Bum Bum Song's sudden rise in popularity, it was not included in that week's TRL.
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Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)
Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out. It has question marks next to them. You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.
Enjoy! :-)
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Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen 2 the song 2 get it right.
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CGDG Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer CGDG Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer CGDG Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls
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CGDG (2x)
CGDGCGDG Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer
CGDG
CGDG Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer CGDG Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer CGDG Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer G MASTURBATE EVERY DAY CGDG Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer CGDG Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer G RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING CGDG Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps CGDG If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??) G RUB YOUR TESTICLES G WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING CGDG Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer CGDG Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer CG Or rub your balls only for pleasure CGDG Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
CGDG You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time CGDG You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time G TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE CGDG Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time