Originally played without capo, but it's easier with capo on 1st fret.
[Verse 1]
A Bm7
Two sad people walk down the street
D E
"Where we gonna sit down?" "Where we gonna eat?"
A Bm7
Two sad people don't have much to say
D E
Just "How are you doing?" or "How was your day?"
[Chorus]
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
D E
About two sad people who can't get along
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
I want a glad glad happy love song
A/C# D E A
I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
[Verse 2]
A Bm7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people don't let each other down
D E
You can't get much lower when you're on the ground
A Bm7
Two sad people don't fuss or fight
D E
Just a "Roll over honey." and "Turn off the light."
[Chorus]
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
D E
About two sad people who can't get along
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
I want a glad glad happy love song
A/C# D E A C#
I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
[Bridge]
F#m7 Bm7 (A-B-A-B)
One sad person might cause a fuss
C#7 D7
Say something stupid and mess it all up
Bm7 C#7
Two sad people, that's a special thing
F#m E B D E
They're both blind from the shine of the wedding ring
[Verse 3]
A Bm7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people don't need to rush
D E
There's no need to hurry nothing to discuss
A Bm7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people, they can take their sweet time
D E
And just creep on up to that finish line
[Chorus]
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
D E
About two sad people who can't get along
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
I want a glad glad happy love song
A/C# D E A
I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
[Outro]
Bm7 D E
Ooo ooo oooo... Yeah! Can't get along...
Bm7 A A Bm7 Bm7/A Bm7
Oooh, give me a happy love song
A/C# D E A
I'd even take a crappy love song like this one