Tobermory’s Music Machine
[Intro]
F
[Verse]
F Gm Am B
Apart from the grommet cog adjacent to the jack
F Gm Am B
and the left handed mangle wheel protruding from the back
C F C F
if you bought it in a shop it would be cheap at half the price
B
for a phonographic, grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic
F C F
sound bearing contrivance or device.
[Chorus]
C F B F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B F Ab B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
C F B F
as the record turned around we were captured by the sound
A F
til the needle stuck x4
F
[Verse]
F Gm Am B
If tobermory hadn’t been so clever with his paws
F Gm Am B
he could never have invented it or fitted it with drawers
C F C F
it was put together carefully and painted red and green
B
this phonographic, grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic,
F C F
sound bearing contrivance or machine.
[Chorus]
C F B F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B F Ab B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
C F
as the record turned around
B F
we were captured by the sound
A F
Til the music stopped
getting slower and slower and slower and slower
and faster and faster and faster and faster
F
[Verse]
F Gm Am B
he was proud of all his efforts and his audio techniques
F Gm Am B
he studied books and everything for days or even weeks
C F C F
the sprocket laden in the spring had only broken twice
B
which was good for a grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic
F C F
sound bearing contrivance or device.
[Chorus]
C F B F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B F Ab B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
C F
as the record turned around
B F
we were captured by the sound
A F
til the spring broke
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classical interlude
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