Waitress In The Sky
(The Replacements)
C
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie
F
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
C F
Strutting up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...
C
Paid my fair, don't wanna complain
F
You get to me always out of champagne
C F
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
G7 C
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...
F
And the sign says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"
G
My own sign says, "I'm sorry I'm smokin"
F
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
G7
Treat me like the way you treat 'em up in first class
C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
C F
A real union flight attendant my oh my
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7 C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
F C F C
...oh oh oh... oh...oh.... mm... mm... mm... mm..
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Francois Rousseau
Laboratoire Incognito (Computer Languages)
Universite de Montreal, Canada
E-mail: rousseaf@iro.umontreal.ca
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