[Intro]
(a cappella):
Sober, life is a prison.
Shitfaced, it is a blessing.
Sober, nobody wants you.
Shitfaced, they're all undressing.
Oh, sober, it's ever darker.
Shitfaced, the moon is nearer.
Sober, you're old and ugly.
Shitfaced, who needs a mirror?
Oh, sober, you're a Cro-Magnon.
Shitfaced, you're very clever.
Sober you never should be.
Shitfaced, now and forever.
C F
I gotta get too drunk to dream, cause dreaming only makes me blue.
G F C
I gotta get too drunk to dream, because I only dream of you.
C F
I gotta get too pissed to miss you or I'll never get to sleep.
G F C
I gotta drink wine not to pine for you, and God knows that ain't cheap.
F C Am G
I know you think I'm insane, I know it's not appealing,
F C G
but till I'm feeling no pain, guess what I'll be feeling.
C F
I gotta get too drunk to dream, cause dreaming only makes me blue.
G F C
I gotta get too drunk to dream, because I only dream of you.
C F
I gotta get too fried to cry or I'll be crying all night long.
G F C
I gotta get too high to sigh. Oh my god, where did I go wrong?
F C Am G
So why do I get plastered, and why am I so lonely?
F C G
It's you, you heartless bastard. You're my one and only.
C F
I gotta get too drunk to dream, cause dreaming only makes me blue.
G F C
I gotta get too drunk to dream, because I only dream of you.
C F
I gotta get too pissed to miss you or I'll never get to sleep.
G F C
I gotta drink wine not to pine for you, and God knows that ain't cheap.
F G C
And God knows that ain't cheap.