A Asus4
Her green plastic watering can
F#m E
For her fake chinese rubber plant
D A D
In fake pla-ah-stic earth
A Asus4
That she bought from a rubber man
F#m E
In a town full of rubber plans
D A D
To get ri-i-d of itself
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A Asus4
It wears her out
A Asus4
She lives with a broken man
F#m E
A cracked polystyrene man
D A D
Who just crumbles and burns
A Asus4
He used to do surgery
F#m E
For girls in the eighties
D A D
But gravity always wins
Bm
And it wears him out
A
It wears him out
Bm
It wears him out
Asus4 A
It wears
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out Amaj7
Bm
And if i could be
Who you wanted
A
If I could be
who you wanted
E Bm
All the time
A
All the time
Ah ah ah
Bm // Bm // A // A E // Bm // Bm // A