Gm F
My computer thinks I'm gay
D#
I threw that piece of junk away
D#
on the champs-Elysees
as I was walking home
Gm F
this is my last communique
D#
down the supper highway
D#
all that I have left to say
in a single tome I got
Bb
too many friends
too many people
F
that I'll never meet
Gm
and I'll never be there for
D#
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there
Gm F
If I could give it all away
D#
will it come back to me someday
D#
like a needle in the hay
or an expensive stone
Gm F
But I got a reason to declaim
D#
the applications are to blame
D#
for all my sorrow an my pain
a feeling so alone I got
Bb
too many friends
too many people
F
that I'll never meet
Gm
and I'll never be there for
D#
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there
Bb
too many friends
too many people
F
that I'll never meet
Gm
and I'll never be there for
D#
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there
D
(Stacco)
Gm F
My computer thinks I'm gay
D#
What's the difference anyway
D#
when all that people do all day
is staring to a phone I got
Bb
too many friends
too many people
F
that I'll never meet
Gm
and I'll never be there for
D#
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there
Bb
too many friends
too many people
F
that I'll never meet
Gm
and I'll never be there for
D#
I'll never be there for
Bb
cause I'll never be there
F
I'll never be there
Gm
I'll never be there
D#
I'll never be there
Gm
I'll never be there