Biography:
The Beards are an Australian comedy, folk rock band which formed in 2005. The group play music based on the virtues of having a beard. The band is formed by Johann Beardraven, John Beardman Jr, Nathaniel Beard, Facey McStubblington.
Forming in 2005 in Adelaide, South Australia, to play a one off show, The Beards rose in popularity and soon found they had developed a local cult following with the release of their first album The Beards in July 2007. The band followed this up by being selected to play the Adelaide Big Day Out in 2008 & 2009.
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C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door
F D C
I've never spoken to him before and I never will
G F
until he grows a beard
C G
and there's a beardless man in the flat below
F D C
I ignore him when he says hello and I always will
G F
Until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless boy playing in the street
F D C
I pass him and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault
G F
He should have had a beard
C G
And there's a beardless girl I broke her heart
F D C
I also keyed her car, it's her own fault
G F
She should have had a beard
G
She should have had a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone
F D C
He asks me to pay back my loan, but I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
C G
And there's a beardless man, he calls me son
F D C
He asks me to dinner but I never come, and I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door
F D C
I've never spoken to him before and I never will
G F
until he grows a beard
C G
and there's a beardless man in the flat below
F D C
I ignore him when he says hello and I always will
G F
Until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless boy playing in the street
F D C
I pass him and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault
G F
He should have had a beard
C G
And there's a beardless girl I broke her heart
F D C
I also keyed her car, it's her own fault
G F
She should have had a beard
G
She should have had a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
C G
Well there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone
F D C
He asks me to pay back my loan, but I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
C G
And there's a beardless man, he calls me son
F D C
He asks me to dinner but I never come, and I won't
G F
Not until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard
C G F G
No beard, No good
C G F G
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood
C G F G
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could
C G F C
You've got no beard and you're, no good
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