G D7 G C D D7
Silent night, holy night, No..........
G C
Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe
D G
Getting cards from people that you don't really know
Em Am
One look at auntie makes you wanna throw
D
It's not good you know, not good you know.
G C
Eat so much food you can't see your feet
D G
Seeing all the relatives you don't wanna meet
Em Am
Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheat
D
It's not good you know, not good you know,
D7
It's not good you know, woh.
A D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
G C
The decorations go up in October now
D G
For twelve days of Christmas all we do is row
Em Am
I'm off next year to see Chairman Mao
D
I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back.
G C
Yellow brick road is always on the box
D G
No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
Em Am
It's no fun so I just drink lots
D D7
Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots.
A D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
A D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E E7 A
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!