E E7
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singing
A Am E
and never play music again
E E7
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up my top hat
B
and ran out to flag down the wind
E E7
I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard
A Am E
just to see what the rednecks would do
E B A
I'd have to be crazy plum out of my mind
A Am E
to fall out of love with you
E E7
You know I've done weird things, told people I've heard things
A Am E
When silence was all in abounds
E E7
Been days when it pleased me to crawl on my knees
B
following ants as they crawled across the ground
E E7
Been insane on a train but I'm still me again
A Am E
and the place where I hold you is true
E B A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
A Am E
To fall out of love with you
A Am E
You know I don't intend to
A Am E
But should there come a day
A Am E Walk up to B
when I say that I don't love you
B
You can lock me away
E E7
Well it sure would be dingy to live in an envelope
A Am E
in a world waiting along for a stamp
E E7
You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie
B
while burning my hand on a lamp
E E7
I may not be normal but nobody is
A Am E
so I'd like to say before I'm through
E B A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
A Am E
To fall out of love with you
E B A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
A Am E
To fall out of love with you