Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums: Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
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This is a very straightforward song using only 4 chords (Bm, C, D and G). Any questions, feel free to email me at [email protected]
G When grandfather dies BmC life will be strange G when grandfather dies BmC my whole world will change G when grandfather dies BmC i'll scream and i'll yell N.C. coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
DG So grandfather die BmC dont keep me in suspense DG Oh grandfather cough BmC up that inheritence DG oh grandfather dont BmC hold on another day DG i love you to death N.C. but i've got bills to pay
DG A stroke would be nice BmC Disease would be cool DGBmC I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool DGBmC I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen CDG So let's say we unplug that machine
(Same as first chorus) So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass So grandfather think of all that juicy angel ass So grandfather die before the fiscal year Oh how I wish cavorky N were here
DGBmC For gods sake you must be as old as the hills DGBmC Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills DGBmC Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee DGBmC You donate your blood everytime that you pee DGBmC Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains DGBmC Your so old your penis has vericose vein GBm Oh why dont you die C Oh why must you fight GBmCGBmC You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light D Walk toward the light old man
DG Its all over now BmC My grandad is dead DG A mysterious blow BmC To his wrinkled old head DGBmC Before I collect, a small oversight CGD But everything should turn out alright CDG I'll start working on my grandma tonight