Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums: Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For Me - Stephen Lynch ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Apostolas Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks.
Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and intro is included in the first verse.
The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.
The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.
Chorus 1:
EmCD And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.
EmCD And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.
CD I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.
And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.
Chorus 2:
EmCD And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap
EmCD And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.
CD I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge:
CDGD Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.
CDGD Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.
CD I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3:
EmCD Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.
EmCD When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.
CD I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
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