D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9
D... Cadd9 D... Cadd9 D...
Party of the century no cops allowed
D... Cadd9 D...
Just me and seven hundred others come on join the crowd
Chorus:
G
We got wine whiskey women and guns
D
How can you afford to not to be havin' any fun
G Cadd9
If you got a gal bring 'er and we'll all have a humdinger
D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9
D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D
Naked horseshoes without care body surfing on a river of beer
D Cadd9 D
All the neighbors are saying their prayers we'll lift our glasses high in the air
Chorus:
G
We got wine whiskey women and guns
D
How can you afford to not to be havin' any fun
G Cadd9
If you're not a right wing 'er we'll all have a humdinger
Break: D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9
D, Cadd9, D, Cadd9, D, Cadd9, D, G, Cadd9, D, G, Cadd9, D
D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D
Making Mardi Gras look like work the belly dancers have gone berserk
D Cadd9 D
The morning's here we're all still awake just looking for some more drugs to take
G
Happened on a mound of fire ants only lost a shoe and a pair of pants
D
Went down hard got up like a champ to see a biker dancing on my amp
G Cadd9
If you're not a folk singer then we'll all have a humdinger
D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9
G Cadd9
If you're not a folk singer then we'll all have a humdinger
Outro: D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9, D, D, D, Cadd9