[Intro]
A E
A E
[Verse 1]
A E
Like a clock ticking
A E
Swinging this way and that
A C#min B F#
I got no idea why the time has gone flat
[Verse 2]
A E
And I had a vision
A E
A picture in mind
A C#min
The colours are running
B F# F#min
Can't make out the signs
[Chorus]
E Bmin
It's not easy
A E
It's not easy
E Bmin
It's not easy
A E
It's not easy
[Verse 3]
A E
Check shirt or Sta-Prest
A E
Waistcoat or blouse
A C#min B F#
I've got no idea what to wear round the house
[Verse 4]
A E
And I'll leave a marker
A E
A thinly veiled threat
A C#min
Los Pollos Hermanos
B F# F#min
Will get you there yet
[Chorus]
E Bmin
It's not easy
A E
It's not easy
E Bmin
It's not easy
A E
It's not easy
[Bridge]
E
No spunk in your trunk
Bmin
And no fun in your funk
A E
It's not easy
E
No eurgh while you're earnest
Bmin
No fire in your furnace
A E
It's not easy
[Chorus 2]
E Bmin
It's not easy (easy)
A E
It's not easy (easy)
E Bmin
It's not easy (easy)
A E
It's not easy (easy)
[Bridge 2]
E
No spunk in your trunk
Bmin
And no fun in your funk
A E
It's not easy (easy)
E
No eurgh while you're earnest
Bmin
No fire in your furnace
A E
It's not easy (easy)
E
You knock me for six
Bmin
With your spellbinding tricks
A
That's how you get your kicks
E
It's not easy
E
And as I get older
Bmin
Feels more like a coma
A E
It's not easy (easy)
[Outro]
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