Camp Granada
G D
Hello Mudda hello Fadda
C G
Here I am at Camp Granada
D C
Camp is very entertaining
Em D G
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
All the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunk mate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organise a searching party
Am Em
Take me home oh Mudda Fadda
Am Em
Take me home I hate Granada
C G F
Don't leave me out in the forest where
C Em
I might get eaten by a bear
Am Em Am Em
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
C G
Or mess the house with other boys
F
Oh please don't make me stay
C F Em
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Father darling Mother
How's my precious little brother
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute it stopped hailing
Guys are swimming gals are sailing
Playing baseball gee that's betta
Mudda Fadda kindly disregard this letter