[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
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And I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo
That followed Rufus home
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And now that kangaroo belongs
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To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
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Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to
'Cause I got pronouns
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I can say, "HE found a kangaroo that followed HIM home and now IT is HIS"
[Chorus]
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You see, (uh) HE, HIM, and HIS are pronouns
Replacing the noun
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
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A very proper noun
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And IT is a pronoun, replacing the noun, kangaroo! (How common!)
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[Verse 2]
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Now Rufus has a sister named Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla
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If she found a kangaroo I'd say to you:
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"SHE found a kangaroo that followed HER home, and now it is HERS."
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But I can't say that...
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'Cause she found an aardvark
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That fell in love with HER and THEY're so happy
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[Verse 3]
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And my name's Albert Andreas Armadillo
(No relation to the Sarsaparillas.)
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Because of pronouns, I can say:
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"I wish SHE would find a rhinoceros for ME, and WE'd be happy."
[Chorus]
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You see, a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun
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'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
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Can really wear you down!
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[Verse 3]
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Now I could tell you Rafaella Gabriela and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
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and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros.
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And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to
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Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo!
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Whew! Because of pronouns I can say, in this way:
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"WE found THEM and THEY found US, and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy." Thank you pronoun!
[Chorus]
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You see a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun
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'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
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Can really wear you down
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[Verse 4]
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Sometimes, when we take 'em all on the bus
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People really raise a fuss
They start shouting out a lot o' pronouns at us, like
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"WHO brought that rhinoceros on this bus?" and
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"WHAT made that horrible noise?" and
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"WHICH one of them is getting off first?"
[Chorus]
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WHO, WHAT, and WHICH are special pronouns that can ask a question
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In a sentence where you do not know the name of the noun
But I know:
[Bridge]
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I have MINE, and SHE has HERS
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And he has his. Do YOU have YOURS?
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THEY love US, and WE love THEM
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WHAT's OURS is THEIRS--
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That's how it is with friends
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And pronouns, you are really friends, yeah!
[Coda]
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'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
Can really wear you down
[Outro]
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