[Verse]
Em B
Please pass over your elixir drink,
C G
Today the world is much to bludgening.
Em B
I need to numb me back into the womb
C G
And there I will do cartwheels if there's room.
Em B
If you could turn it all down just a notch.
C G
I wouldn't have to knock all of your socks off.
Em B
And oh, I heard that spice girl thats named 'Posh'.
C G
I've got some time since I've broke my watch.
B C G B
B C G B
[Chorus]
Em B C G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em Bm C G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em B G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em C B Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.
[Verse]
Em B
The newstand man asked why I look so glum,
C G
I gave him a finger not the thumb.
Em B
I haven't shaved so I look like a bum,
C G
Needless to say I ain't gonna get none.
Em B
And the taximan gave me a long free ride
C G
He said I pent up energy inside.
Em B
But I said to him, "Please tell me who just died
C G
bequething onto you the title 'Freud.'"
B C G B
B C G B
[Chorus]
Em B C G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em Bm C G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em B G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em C B Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.
Em B C G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em Bm C G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em B G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em C B Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.