Biography:
Rolf Harris, (born 30 March 1930), is an Australian/British musician, singer, composer, painter, television host, and convicted paedophile.
Biography
Named after Rolf Boldrewood, an Australian writer his mother admired, he was born in Bassendean, a suburb of Perth, Western Australia, Australia, to Cromwell ("Crom") Harris and Agnes Margaret Harris (née Robbins) who had both emigrated from Cardiff, Wales. He is the nephew of Australian artist Pixie O'Harris, (1903-1991), i.e. Rhona Olive Pratt, née Harris.
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'B' side to 'Tie me Kangaroo Down,Sport' July 1960.
Tabbed from youtube.I think the chords go ok.
N/C = no chord
Introduction spoken over G chord =
Nicholas...Albert...look I don't know where they are but I'd like you to meet
my two pals my buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them...well
Chorus
G D C D
I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 1
G D
Strange as it seems I met in my dreams Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
D
Here's what they said to me 'Use your head
N/C
just see your life is very very dull'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 2
G D
So I said to Nick 'Nick tell me quick what should a fellow do?'
D
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
D N/C
You should try a cigarette or two'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 3
G D
So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise
D
I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
D N/C
And everything spun round before my eyes
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 4
G D
So I said to Al 'Al be a pal what do you really think?'
D
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
D N/C
Smoking's kid's stuff pour yourself a drink'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 5
G D
So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down
D
First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me
D N/C
And everything went all spinning round
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 6
G D
Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet
D
I noticed first a terrible thirst
D N/C
And then a craving for a cigarette.
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 7
G D
Well take my advice this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush
D
As you can see there's no change in me
D N/C
I'm still as pure as the driven slush
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
G C D G G
Nicka Teen and Al K. Haaaall
Tabbed from youtube.I think the chords go ok.
N/C = no chord
Introduction spoken over G chord =
Nicholas...Albert...look I don't know where they are but I'd like you to meet
my two pals my buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them...well
Chorus
G D C D
I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 1
G D
Strange as it seems I met in my dreams Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
D
Here's what they said to me 'Use your head
N/C
just see your life is very very dull'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 2
G D
So I said to Nick 'Nick tell me quick what should a fellow do?'
D
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
D N/C
You should try a cigarette or two'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 3
G D
So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise
D
I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
D N/C
And everything spun round before my eyes
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 4
G D
So I said to Al 'Al be a pal what do you really think?'
D
He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
D N/C
Smoking's kid's stuff pour yourself a drink'
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 5
G D
So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down
D
First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me
D N/C
And everything went all spinning round
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 6
G D
Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet
D
I noticed first a terrible thirst
D N/C
And then a craving for a cigarette.
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 7
G D
Well take my advice this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush
D
As you can see there's no change in me
D N/C
I'm still as pure as the driven slush
Chorus
G D C D
Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
G C D G G
Nicka Teen and Al K. Haaaall
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